Thursday, October 31, 2002
Requiem for Special #19 special #19 is what i want when it's four pm and that bag of trailmix from the vending machine is long gone. 3 beef rolled tacos bean tostada crispy shredded beef taco with fresh guacamole rice beans a coke $4.59 but the taco shop doors are locked sorry, closed for the plumin it says in sticky blue bic on the paper tray cover taped to the glass i go next door instead eating my cold sandwich i overhear a cell phone conversation the taco shop was raided by health inspectors a few minutes ago the A rating was demoted to a C closed for 30 days here comes someone to change out the sign sorry. closed today for remodeling. smirk. munch. munch. they had it coming she says they've been using our bathroom for the last month ten minutes later another sign appears sorry. closed until further notice. happy halloween. smirk. smirk. slurp. slurp. i finish my roast beef on rye and get a root beer refill and go back to work to spread the word everyone is flabbergasted and upset for 30 days is a long time to go without cheap mexican food corporate morale will suffer and appetites will go unsatiated as stomachs rumble throughout the cubicle sea anarchy will spread and the site cafeteria will overflow beyond capacity sell your HP stock now before word gets out: there will be no more special #19
posted 12:18 AM
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